In case these rules may be unknown to you, don\u00b4t worry, dear reader. You are not alone. I am middle-aged and an avid reader but up until last month, I never came across them.<\/p>\n
According to Wikipedia, the Marquess of Queensberry rules is a code of generally accepted regulations in the boxing sport. They are named after John Douglas, 9th Marquess of Queensberry<\/a>,<\/u> whom publicly endorsed the code, although written by the sportsman John Graham Chambers<\/a>. Those guidelines most directly influenced modern boxing. The Queensberry rules e.g. were the first to mention gloves in boxing. In popular culture the term is sometimes used to refer to a sense of sportsmanship and fair play<\/a>.<\/p>\n When I came across the Queensberry rules, it reminded me of those I had encountered on the website of a now defunct brothel. I am not talking about the ubiquitous FAQ\u00b4s where you are advised to have a shower before your encounter, to treat the lady the way you want to be treated etc.\u2026 We trust we don\u00b4t have to explain to our clients what etiquette is.<\/p>\n No, the aforementioned house of ill-repute gave tips in order not to be caught out. Some of them made me smile. Following now is a compilation of the best:<\/p>\n 1\/ Telephone as betrayer. Never make calls from home, when the usual partner is present.<\/p>\n 2\/ Stay as you are. Don\u00b4t change your behaviour at all. Nothing is more suspicious than a new clothing style, shabby hair, a different perfume, etc.<\/p>\n 3\/ Trying out new sex variations. Or how to explain that new sudden thirst for action?<\/p>\n 4\/ Check your clothes for strange stray pieces of hair.<\/p>\n 5\/ Never ever reveal your little secret; nobody is allowed to know it. This is also valid for your best friend and when you are intoxicated!<\/p>\n 6\/ Don\u00b4t boast about your trysts. Nobody must know you are a stallion!<\/p>\n 7\/ Take a shower after intercourse! Pay attention to smell of massage oil. Take a sample of your Eau de Toilette with you. A smoky bar can also do the trick.<\/p>\n 8\/ Don\u00b4t overindulge your partner with presents and attention out of a bad conscience.<\/p>\n 9\/ Make sure you don\u00b4t get caught speeding in areas you don\u00b4t frequent. \u201cDarling, today there was a letter in the mail. You were speeding. Why were you there?\u201d.\u2026.<\/p>\n 10\/ And finally: the false name at the false moment\u2026<\/p>\n So, in case you were thinking of booking an escort with us, but were afraid to be found out; no more excuses. Just make sure that your current partner can\u00b4t hear you make the booking!<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" In case these rules may be unknown to you, don\u00b4t worry, dear reader. You are not alone. I am middle-aged and an avid reader but up until last month, I never came across them. According to Wikipedia, the Marquess of Queensberry rules is a code of generally accepted regulations in the boxing sport. They are … Continue reading “Marquess of Queensberry rules”<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/daphnes-escort-berlin.de\/blog\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/44"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/daphnes-escort-berlin.de\/blog\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/daphnes-escort-berlin.de\/blog\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/daphnes-escort-berlin.de\/blog\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/daphnes-escort-berlin.de\/blog\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=44"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/daphnes-escort-berlin.de\/blog\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/44\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":46,"href":"https:\/\/daphnes-escort-berlin.de\/blog\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/44\/revisions\/46"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/daphnes-escort-berlin.de\/blog\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=44"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/daphnes-escort-berlin.de\/blog\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=44"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/daphnes-escort-berlin.de\/blog\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=44"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}