{"id":706,"date":"2019-09-23T16:15:09","date_gmt":"2019-09-23T16:15:09","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/daphnes-escort-berlin.de\/magazin\/?p=706"},"modified":"2020-03-24T06:56:56","modified_gmt":"2020-03-24T06:56:56","slug":"marquess-of-queensberry-rules","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/daphnes-escort-berlin.de\/magazin\/en\/marquess-of-queensberry-rules\/","title":{"rendered":"Marquess of Queensberry rules"},"content":{"rendered":"
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Marquess of Queensberry rules<\/h1>\n

In case these rules may be unknown to you, don\u00b4t worry, dear reader. You are not alone. I am middle-aged and an avid reader but up until last month, I never came across them.<\/p>\n

According to Wikipedia, the Marquess of Queensberry rules is a code of generally accepted regulations in the boxing sport. They are named after John Douglas, 9th Marquess of Queensberry<\/a>,<\/u> whom publicly endorsed the code, although written by the sportsman John Graham Chambers<\/a>. Those guidelines most directly influenced modern boxing. The Queensberry rules e.g. were the first to mention gloves in boxing. In popular culture the term is sometimes used to refer to a sense of sportsmanship and fair play<\/a>.<\/p>\n

When I came across the Queensberry rules, it reminded me of those I had encountered on the website of a now defunct brothel. I am not talking about the ubiquitous FAQ\u00b4s where you are advised to have a shower before your encounter, to treat the lady the way you want to be treated etc.\u2026 We trust we don\u00b4t have to explain to our clients what etiquette is.<\/p>\n

No, the aforementioned house of ill-repute gave tips in order not to be caught out. Some of them made me smile. Following now is a compilation of the best:<\/p>\n

1\/ Telephone as betrayer. Never make calls from home, when the usual partner is present.<\/p>\n

2\/ Stay as you are. Don\u00b4t change your behaviour at all. Nothing is more suspicious than a new clothing style, shabby hair, a different perfume, etc.<\/p>\n

3\/ Trying out new sex variations. Or how to explain that new sudden thirst for action?<\/p>\n

4\/ Check your clothes for strange stray pieces of hair.<\/p>\n

5\/ Never ever reveal your little secret; nobody is allowed to know it. This is also valid for your best friend and when you are intoxicated!<\/p>\n

6\/ Don\u00b4t boast about your trysts. Nobody must know you are a stallion!<\/p>\n

7\/ Take a shower after intercourse! Pay attention to smell of massage oil. Take a sample of your Eau de Toilette with you. A smoky bar can also do the trick.<\/p>\n

8\/ Don\u00b4t overindulge your partner with presents and attention out of a bad conscience.<\/p>\n

9\/ Make sure you don\u00b4t get caught speeding in areas you don\u00b4t frequent. \u201cDarling, today there was a letter in the mail. You were speeding. Why were you there?\u201d.\u2026.<\/p>\n

10\/ And finally: the false name at the false moment\u2026<\/p>\n

So, in case you were thinking of booking an escort with us, but were afraid to be found out; no more excuses. Just make sure that your current partner can\u00b4t hear you make the booking!<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>

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